It's All LORD OF THE FLIES Around Here

So have you ever seen that episode of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE where they do a skit with a news team delivering the news, and suddenly the teleprompters go out? In a manner of minutes, the anchors have eaten the sports guy and are searching for a new diety to replace the teleprompter, and are creating civilization on the set..........because of the loss of that which keeps them going.
My husband went out of town to find us a new home.

And let me tell you people something.

That man could come home with a stripper on his arm right now and I'd be happy to see him.

There is no single parenthood in my future. I'm one day away from serving nothing but the Charlie Brown thanksgiving meal to my kids on a regular basis. And it's not because I don't have food. It's because OMG I am losing my mind. How do people do this on their own, with no relief?

Baby, I love you. And I can't wait to see you. I am going to sleep for two days, just because I can't RELAX and sleep properly when you are not here.