A Mommy Blog About Raising Men, Not Boys.
RSS

Sunday, March 25, 2007

The Difference Between Soap and Conditioner is...........

Did you know that my eyesight really isn't that bad, although I wear glasses?
And did you know, that because of that, I often take for granted that I can see things without my glasses, that I cannot.
For instance, if I read in bed, I do not wear my glasses. Don't need'em.

In the shower, for instance, I obviously don't wear them.

And I rarely look twice at stuff when I pick it up in there.

Water. On.
Check.
Hot enough?
Check.
Shampoo, lather rinse.
Check.
Conditioner.
WTF????????????

Yeah.

Bottle of white Caress Liquid + Bottle of Pantene in same shower / my lack of vision =

INSANELY SOAPY HAIR.

OMG.

I am not sure it is all out.

But my hair smells good.

8 comments:

Becky said...

I'm jealous you can read without glasses. Jealous, I tell you.

Teena in Toronto said...

I don't need my glasses for reading ... can't see much in the distance, though.

April Brandon said...

I nearly spit my sody pop out of my mouth when I read this....God love ya! I can't see in the shouwer either.

Anonymous said...

Shampoo and conditioner? Shampoo ungreases your hair. Conditioner regreases it. Progress.

Unknown said...

I can see with or with out them and i dont even open my eyes in the shower.I just do it all closed..

Devra said...

I had a different problem when I was pregnant and my mind left. My husband noticed we were going thru shampoo at about warp speed and said "What's the deal with the shampoo?" and I had to confess that I kept forgetting whether I had washed my hair and then ended up re-washing it. I realize it says "lather, rinse, repeat" but I just could not stop repeating.

Anonymous said...

"anonymous", shut up.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous just has a thing for frizzy haird girls, maybe?