Bold Face Lie #4 I Went Out With a Hermaphrodite for the Nice Meal

FALSE


Ummmm.

No.
You know, I'm not saying I wouldn't go out with a hermaphrodite or something if I were single. I'm not ANTIHERMAPRHODITE. Especially if one were, say, offering a nice meal to some place FANCY like......oh Charleys (which is NOT to be confused with O'Charley's) or St Elmos.

I'm just saying, that to date...I haven't been forced to supplement my food stores by dating hermaphrodites.