10 Bold Faced Lies

Karen has encouraged me to play the 10 Bold Faced Lies Game......so you know, I'm like a buffalo on my way over the cliff.
If everyone else is going, I gotta go too.

Here we go......are they true or false?

1. I once called my boyfriend to come pick me and my drunk friend up from a bar at 3am. When he arrived, I was sitting on someone else's lap making out.
2. I had rheumatic fever as a child and missed weeks of school in 4th grade.
3. I am quite short, I've always wished I was tall.
4. I once went out on a date with a hermaphrodite bcse he offered me a nice meal.
5. I once went out on a date with the BMOC (big man on campus) at Wabash college, and vomited all over him at the end of the date.
6. I started blogging after XTA encouraged me, when I emailed her the story of the 800 dollar shoes.
7. I met Becky and Sarah when we were all hugely pregnant with twins.
8. I got engaged at Disney World in front of the Castle while the Dapper Dans barbershop quartet sang.
9. I vacation in Hawaii every year.
10. I have a cat named LaVerne because I have sexual fantasies about Penny Marshall.