The One Where I Broke My Toe

So there's Ninja furniture in my house. A dining room chair, normally docile and harmless, broke my toe today.
I was just cleaning up breakfast,when suddenly WHAM my foot was slammed against something hard.
The pain in my toe was overwhelming. I felt sort of stupid, thinking I had stubbed my toe. Until I got upstairs and the pain was radiating up my leg like a shockwave.
Sharp throbbing pain, lots of bad, radiating up my leg while a bad weird numb sensation overtook the outer edge of my foot.

I wore shoes today and then when we got back home I had a black and blue toe to behold.

Good times.