What Kind of Fuckery Is This?

I went to the mall to let the little Asian Ladies work their was magic on me -to deforest my eyebrows and I have two questions.

1. Why is it when I go to the cheap salons for eyebrow wax that I end up with Zits on my brow line for days? What sort of toxic freaking wax are you people using?


2. Why do all Asian aestheticians think I am Latina and give me unbelievably thin eyebrows?

And these questions aside......let me tell you what else has me spinning.

I'm putting on my make up, and furrow my brow looking at an errant eyebrow hair that said Asian Lady missed......and when I UN-FURROW THEM. The FURROW LINE STAYED.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?

A WRINKLE? I AM NOT EVEN 40 DAMMIT!

Here you see it, in it's glory, sitting between my eyes like an leaning exclamation point.

You can see one clearly on the right - as you look at the picture, and one who is forming on the left.
BOTOX! I NEED SOME FUCKING BOTOX! AND COLLAGEN!
And what else do you have?
Sigh.
I'd put moisturizer there but with all the damn ZITS I got from the waxing I don't dare.

Bitterness, thy name is 39.