I wouldn't Eat the Boogers Out of a Dead Man's Nose...But....

Earlier tonight, I ate chocolate out of the ear of one of my youngest son.

It's true.

I didn't exactly mean to.

Well, I did....but I didn't.

We had been eating chocolate frosted brownies. And when we were done, and getting ready for bed, I noticed a smudge of what appeared to be chocolate icing in Baby Birdman's ear. So I scooped it out with my finger nail - wiped him off with a washcloth and was just about to wash my hands when I had a sudden query...

Was it chocolate? Remember the chocolate chip eggo incident?

Despite the infamous chocolate chip eggo incident from Lil Satchmo's newborn days, I still stuck my finger in my mouth to see what it was.

It was chocolate icing.

And ear wax.

Somebody kill me now.