Earlier tonight, I ate chocolate out of the ear of one of my youngest son.
I didn't exactly mean to.
Well, I did....but I didn't.
We had been eating chocolate frosted brownies. And when we were done, and getting ready for bed, I noticed a smudge of what appeared to be chocolate icing in Baby Birdman's ear. So I scooped it out with my finger nail - wiped him off with a washcloth and was just about to wash my hands when I had a sudden query...
Was it chocolate? Remember the chocolate chip eggo incident?
Despite the infamous chocolate chip eggo incident from Lil Satchmo's newborn days, I still stuck my finger in my mouth to see what it was.
It was chocolate icing.
And ear wax.
Somebody kill me now.