I was giving the three littler children a bath this evening. Over the years I've become on guard for every parent's least favorite episode, poop in the tub. Even though the twins are still in diapers, they seem to have gotten better about understanding that it's not appropriate. However, I eye them for odd stances, being "too quiet" or other signs that shenanigans of the poopie sort are about to ensue.
I am ever watchful.
Imagine my surprise when I realized the girl child was having a squat.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" I nearly shrieked at her.
She stood up, stared at me with a bewildered expression and said very calmly, "I'm going to poop in the tub."
OH NO YOU'RE NOT !!!!
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