My oldest son says "Mom I've figured out the solution to the Zombie problem."
I wasn't aware we actually had a Zombie problem. Honestly, I wasn't aware ANYONE had a Zombie problem. But apparently this is something he'd been considering at length.
"It's easy," he informs me. "You just don't live where there are any cemeteries."
San Francisco......here we come. I figured all bodies buried pre 1937 are all disintegrated now - right?