Relationships Haz Changed

Overheard in bathroom of a restaurant near a large outlet mall in North Georgia:

• No, No I am not getting back together with him.
• It's only two weeks till I have his baby, and now he wants to get back together just because I'm at the OUTLET MALL?
• You tell him NO! I will not not go the Nike Store for him.
• No! I told her no, we're not getting back together.
• I am not going to the Nike store for you forget it.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

I'd like to toss in some witty end statement but I'm a bit speechless. File it under "Umm, yeah."