I went here.
That is right.
I went to Babyland.
Where the REAL Cabbage Patch Kids are Born.
BORN I say! The hospital where the babies wait for you to adopt them
Or there are big Cabbage Patch Kids, who are waiting for you to take one of them home. Don't you want to take one of them home? You can see them at play in the playground or at work in the school room.
Or, you can have a SPECIAL DELIVERY! We were lucky enough to see a baby born right out of the cabbage patch, going home with the lucky little girl who was next to us.
I swear my ovaries nearly reached out and grabbed my husband and DEMANDED A GIRL while we were watching the delivery.
I may just go back and get a Cabbage Patch Doll. It's certainly quicker.