I'd Like To Give a Shout Out To My Peeps

Okay, I have a definite opinion of Peeps. I love them. Specifically Chick Shaped Peeps. I don't care about the color so much although if I'm not hallucinating the sugars on them seem to have flavor, especially in the blue or purple ones. But I like my Peeps in a special way.
Stale.
I love STALE Peeps. I do not care for them straight out of the package. They are gooshey sugar blech to me straight out of the package.
Ah.....but Stale Peeps? They are stiff, they have texture. Stale Peeps are a different experience. They become chewy, like some bizarre fondant. I do love Peeps.
I just love them about two weeks after the rest of you.