Stuff I Bet You NEVER Say

I bet you never, never say "NO NO NO NO Don't PUT YOUR PUT IN THE POOP!"

I bet you never say "OMG STOP JUMPING ON THE POOP!"

I hope you don't wonder on a regular basis who has pooped their pants only to discover that it's 75% of the minor population.

We have a lot more poop talk than I think any family except maybe those Duggar people who have like 30 kids or whatever it is. I would think that given the number of kids in diapers they have at any given time, they've got us beat.

I don't really have a point. But as I was just wondering WHO JUST POOPED THEIR PANTS....it crossed my mind...