How'd You Get Here?

I haven't done one of these in so long. Usually, I find them to the last bastion of a blogger who is compelled to blog but has nothing to say. But, I hadn't LOOKED in so long to see how people got here, that I nearly shot snot out my nose laughing as I looked.

SO - I had to share.

And here they are.......some of the lovely search terms that landed you on my little creative outlet.

1. Ed Hardy Steering Wheel Cover Can Cause Cancer - ummm, no.
2. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah sex - ok.......
3. HBO Rome Large Penis - STILL ROCKING TRAFFIC FOR ME YESSSSS
4. The Return of Mothra
5. Dr Zaritsky - Tampa - YES he RULES go to him
6. Baked beans and potato chips - from google.ca - hello Canadians!
7. the Last great Ape - I STILL HATE APES THAT SIGN
8. Large Penis is always welcome - yeah baby again that's TWO
9. National Diaper Day - what's that?
10. Penthouse Hot Moms - YEAH BABY - wait.....?

That last one is concerning me......../me looks at my ex boyfriend.......GIVE BACK THE PICTURES!!!!