A couple of things.

Two of my kids keep making that groaning noise, like the one the demon-ghosts would make in THE GRUDGE. You know, the "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" noise. It's weirding me out. And no. My kids haven't seen THE GRUDGE you ass hats. Or THE GRUDGE 2.

Then there is this. iPhone is finally marketing to ME. Thanks iPhone. Because when I'm drunk, I clearly need to go somewhere else. As a matter of fact, I think I'll drive.
In fact I thought this ad was a little funny until I thought about it a little more. I think this is the onset of middle age.