People give you strange gifts. Take this for example.....this biggest set of TWIN grapefruit in the history of the Earth, I believe..... There are a lot of jokes here....I'll leave them to Sarah and Gabe.
It was just one of those weird things that people say when you have twins. I don't even LIKE grapefruit, but haven't had it in a while so thought I'd try it again. The person had been bringing these GIANT grapefruits to everyone in the office. Suddenly they come into my office with this pair and said "And this one is for you, because you have twins."
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Who gave you THOSE?
One of my supervisors at work.
Did they think your twins would like some grapefruit and didn't want them to have to fight?
It was just one of those weird things that people say when you have twins. I don't even LIKE grapefruit, but haven't had it in a while so thought I'd try it again. The person had been bringing these GIANT grapefruits to everyone in the office. Suddenly they come into my office with this pair and said "And this one is for you, because you have twins."
Ummmmm. Okay.
Thanks.
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Now I'm gonna be singing that all day. Great.
"And this one is for you, because you have twins." Yeah, but what man hasn't said that to you?
If your boss gives you a couple of jugs next, you might want to talk to HR about it.
I feel dirty.
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