You might think I mean that I'm trying distract myself with adult conversation through social media, as my adult conversation partner and husband is gone for the weekend, and I am stuck here with twins who don't really converse, and a four year old who tells me I make terrible macaroni and cheese.
Doctor Who fans however know the Truth. They know I'm fighting an invisible foe. They erase your mind after you see them, and you forget they are there doing evil.
What evil are they doing to me, you might ask?
They are leaving my cabinet doors open in the kitchen.
YES YOU HEARD ME. THEY ARE OPENING MY CABINET DOORS TO DRIVE ME BATTY.
For years, my husband and I have scratched our head at our cabinets, wondering if we were really this forgetful or did we have a cabinet door opening ghost. As I was alone this weekend here in my house shrouded by woods full of coyotes and windigo (ok I'm pretty sure we have a windigo why else would it be so spooky outside at night?). Anyway, yesterday I SNAPPED and decided that by GOD with all the things I am dealing with I am NOT dealing with the Silence.
So I carefully closed all of the cabinet doors, and I wrote CLOSED on the fridge whiteboard.
Guess what - THEY ALL STAYED CLOSED.
I guess they are nervous now that they are found out! I hope this teaches them a lesson and they move on to harassing my neighbors.