It's Official, He's a Dad

I came home yesterday and my son asked me if I knew that the elephants from the zoo in Tampa used to work at Taco Bell?
I caught the scent of a daddy story.......so inquired about this further.

Turns out, all the elephants in the Tampa Zoo used to have jobs at Taco Bell rolling burritos or some such stuff - as no one wants to work for Taco Bell.

At least this is what I hear.

"It's TRUE Mom. Dad told me!"

Yes.

And my grandpa told me that the people in the American Gothic painting were my Aunt Margaret and Uncle Willie.

I wonder where I can get a photoshopped pic of an elephant with some Taco Bell?