Over the weekend, I had the uncanny feeling of an eyelash or some sort of soap + eye gunk thing going on in the corner of my eye. I wiped at it, and went to the mirror and tried to remove it. I figured it was one of the fabled "eye hockers" of my high school vernacular and it would come right out.
It was attached to my eye. A little round weird thing. I was immediately sorry for trying to remove it. If it were on your face, or your arm, or butt, you'd squeeze the hell out of it and then dose it with some sort of drying chemical and probably antibiotic ointment.
This however. WHAT IS THIS? IT'S ON MY EYE OMG WHAT IS ON MY EYE?
It's bigger. You can't even see it unless I look over at my nose and then, only then is it actually visible. The rest of the time it's hiding in the corner under where the eyelids meet.
I am going to the eye doctor on Thursday, will get new glasses or at least new lenses cuz my glasses are awesome and hopefully something not horrible can be done about my eye zit.
That's what I'm calling it unless someone comes up with a better name.