I had this friend, who bless her, wasn't that bright. She was AMAZINGLY pretty though and so life was kind to her in that way that it is to pretty people.
I've got a short collection of hilarious things she said over the years. One of my favorites, that I quote quite often to the confusion of others is "Oh you better clean up those newspapers, you'll get mice!"
Now, when it was first posed to me, I questioned her at length as to HOW I might get MICE in my CAR just because I had some newspapers on the floorboard of the back seat and her response was that "Everyone knows if you leave newspapers lying around, you get MICE."
I had thought that the theory of spontaneous generation had been tossed out some time ago.
But you know just when you know it all, you learn something new.
After all, just ten minutes ago, I learned that if you don't make your bed...
YOU GET MONSTERS.Tweet