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Monday, June 27, 2011

Joan Rivers Mixes the Truth With Lies

Ok so I just woke up from a dream. It was one of those dreams you have in between the snooze alarm going off. I was at the make up couner, at Lancome to be exact, and I was dithering about some lipstick when the woman next to me said "You know I can't even be bothered with this stuff. I just had all of mine tattooed on."

I looked over - and it was JOAN RIVERS.

She then takes me to a conference room, with someone else - god I think it was the I.T. manager I work with, and she's telling me that she understands what a hassle makeup is. That at the age of 46 she's just over it.

I said "Joan, no way you are 46 - you were an ADULT when I was little." But she keeps insisting she is 46 and that having all of your makeup tattooed on is the way to go. She keeps going on about how she understands I'm both tired and lazy and shouldn't have to bother with it.

My I.T. manager says "Yeah, you've been looking a little rough."

OMG. If you excuse me, I have to go put makeup on now.

Stupid Joan Rivers.