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Monday, February 11, 2008

It'll Be Bigger Than BITCHCAKES!

My husband taught Lil Satchmo what a Euphemism is.
I feel this was counterproductive as now they are less EFFECTIVE around him but since he really focused on those boys think are funny, poop and farting, probably no harm done.

So for a while I was treated to being asked if I had dropped some kids off at the pool or if an elephant had run under my chair.

But now, Lil Satchmo has announced that he has CREATED a euphemism. Which he'd like us all to please use.

So if you please, may I present the new euphemism for FART!

"Blasting a Grumpy."

Here, let me help you to use it in a sentence.
"WOW who Blasted a Grumpy."

Okay internet, it's all yours. I'm gonna wait back and see how long it takes me to hear Paris Hilton say it on TV.


Anonymous said...

Hey, I like that one!

More importantly, my 15-year-old will LOVE that one. Let's see how long it takes to spread through his high school...

Lumpyheadsmom said...

Lord, I LOVE that.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bitchcakes.........

FENICLE said...

That is classic!!!!!!!!!!

EKG said...

woohoo! now i can leave you colorful messages.