Great Quotes from the McNeal Family

From Scott:

• Louis! Stop coloring on that good book with a carrot! We do not color on good books with carrots!
• Don't say we don't eat poop! I mean, we don't SAY we don't eat poop, it's a rude thing to say. Don't talk about poop!
• Hey guys, can anybody come to this party? (that one was said to the twins one afternoon when they were supposed to be sleeping.....)

From Louis:

• I can't tell the truth mom.
• Oh look, that baby has such a cute penis.
• Mom that lady is pooping, it stinks.
• Don't clean my penis (shouted on the changing table at the mall)

And a family quotable.

At dinner at a questionable Chinese Buffet:

• Bridgette: Stomach rumbling, "ugh...."
• Scott: Oh hey, I don't feel so good.....
• Louis: I Pooped!