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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Why I Will Never Make My Goal Weight

A new evil was brought to light this weekend.
Satan has combined two things I love.
Ice Cream. And Beer.
Black and Tan - Ice Cream by BEN AND JERRY.
You bastards.
I'm going to gain 100 pounds.


Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Thanks for brining that to my attention.

Now nobody will reach their goal weight.

Mmmmmm. Beer.

Kemp said...


Combine that with the new Coke Blak (coca-cola with coffee) and I am in heaven....

Gidge Uriza said...

We could make a Coke Blak and Tan ice cream float......

Anonymous said...

ice cream that tastes like beer?

how revolting!

perhaps a 12 step program is in order...

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Other doesn't get it at all.

April Brandon said...

there is a need for a 12 step program .
Step one buy ice cream
Step two. Eat ice cream
Step three Repeat steps one and two until satisfied.
And to skip to the last step...Curse Ben and Jerry for waiting so long to come up with the idea of beer flavored icecream

Mame said...

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Ben Franklin--
In looking through Mr. Franklin's quotes, I have no doubt that I will find one about ice cream. The man was not just a diplomat, philosopher and inventor. He appreciated consumption as well. Gotta love a philosopher that loves consumption and shares a surname with a guy(s) that invented "Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey."

Devra said...

So I am not the only person who does three ways with Ben and Jerry!

Anonymous said...

Black & Tan™
Original Ice Cream Pints
All Natural Ingredients:
Cream, Liquid Sugar, Skim Milk, Water, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Egg Yolks, Malted Milk Powder, Natural Flavors, Guar Gum, Chocolate Extract, Carrageenan.
Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size: 1/2 cup
Amount Per Serving:
Calories 230
Calories from Fat 120
Total Fat 13 g
Saturated Fat 9 g
Cholesterol 50 mg
Sodium 55 mg
Total Carbohydrate 24 g
Dietary Fiber 1 g
Sugar Alcohol 0 g
Sugars 21 g
Protein 4 g
Vitamin A 10% *
Vitamin C 0% *
Calcium 15% *
Iron 8% *

And who the hell only eats a half cup?

Has anyone actually TASTED this?

Does it taste like beer (aka shite)?

Gidge Uriza said...

It doesn't actually taste like beer at all.
But it IS good.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Beer is delicious.


Gidge Uriza said...

Okay I only know like 2 people in the world who use the word shite.
Which one of you was it posting without using your name?

Anonymous said...

You said, "shite".