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Friday, June 25, 2010

To The Jerks Robbing Our Neighborhood

I have an important message to the robbers who are terrorized my neighborhood over the past 9 days by breaking in and ransacking houses.

You are going to get shot.

See, it's like this.

My cracker neighbors are ALL armed. The Marines at the end of the street can pretty much be counted on to have an ARSENAL and well, the men of my street are not amused by you.

You can count on this.

So between the Marines at the end of the street, the Navy guy next door and every other cracker IN the neighborhood having a weapon and now, you are their #1 Interest.

If it were me, I might go rob someone elses houses. You might get out alive. Or not.

It's Georgia after all.

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

Amen! We have jerk-offs doing the same here and I threatened to hang their testicles on my pine trees like Christmas balls!
I pity the fool who comes here and does the same - cause you know hogs will eat a human in like 20 minutes and the alligators in my pond are hungry!
Just sayin!

Carry said...

I pity the fool who comes here and does the same - cause you know hogs will eat a human in like 20 minutes and the alligators in my pond are hungry! anyway thanx for all this.